This Monstera Frozen Freckles has been testing my patience for months. Slowest grower in the greenhouse, hands down. But then it unfurls a new leaf with those wild fenestrations and scattered freckles, Swiss Cheese Monstera Adansonii Houseplant Nursery 4" Kirschlorbeer schneiden Monstera Lava #1279 ($375) from @Plantsgivejoy Monstera Mexican Mint aka the less bitchy version of the TC mint White Monster that inevitably goes green on you without chopping. TC mint is the boyfriend who will tell you not