Never Slow Dance with a ZombieRomy and Michelle's High School Reunion meets Night of the Living Dead in this laugh out loud debut YA novel by Emmy Award nominated TV writer E. Van Lowe Principal Taft's 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising: Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won't attack other zombies. Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality.